Friday, 12 April 2013
Sunday, 17 March 2013
THE SEX TOY AND THE CHILDREN!
There was this couple that was
married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted
on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid.
she figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her
husband holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset.
''You impotent bastard'' she screamed at him, ''how could you be lying to me
all these years?'' you better explain yourself!. The husband looks her straight
in the eyes and says calmly, ‘‘I’ll explain the toy if you explain the kids''.
Moral lesson'' if you are living
in a glass house don't throw stone''
Friday, 1 March 2013
MARCH ANTHONY GOES PUBLIC WITH NEW & YOUNG GIRL FRIEND
Marc Anthony has a new muse to inspire his romantic ballads. The 44-year-old crooner went public with the new – and much younger – woman in his life, Chloe Green, on Tuesday. And where did the new couple make their big debut? Disneyland! We’re not sure if it’s new love – or the fact that they were at “The Happiest Place on Earth” – but Anthony and 21-year-old Green clearly seemed to be enjoying themselves during the Anaheim, California, outing, which included Anthony’s twins with ex-wife Jennifer Lopez, Max and Emme, who recently celebrated their 5th birthday. The star had his arm around Green, who is the heiress to the Topshop fashion empire, and even gave her a smooch as photographers snapped away.
POPE RETIRES WITH LARGE PENSION...I WANT TO BE A POPE
It's good to be the pope - even a retired one, it turns out. As Pope Benedict XVI steps down on Thursday, his retirement package - the first one the Vatican has had to prepare in almost 600 years - would likely be considered a sweet deal by the average American senior, providing a steady income and generous perks. Let's start with the basics: The pope emeritus will receive a monthly pension of 2,500 euros, according to Italian newspaper La Stampa. That translates to almost N511,500 ($3,300), or close to the monthly maximum of N519250 ($3,350) after all the benefits are added.
Please I will like to be a Pope... How do I go about it?
A NIGERIA RISING MUSIC STAR SHOT DEAD YESTERDAY...
A rising Nigeria hip hop act, Olaniyan Damilola, popular known as Damino Damoche, was shot dead yesterday in Lagos state at the Lagos State University Ojo gate by people suspected to be cultist. Damoshe was shot twice in the head and hand after he finished writing a test at faculty of management science. He was a Banking and Finance student at LASU. He was popular for his song - obo to she.
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
KANYE WEST ON OBAMA: I DON'T GIVE A F**K WHAT THE PRESIDENT GOT TO SAY
On the first day of his weekend concert series at England’s Hammersmith Apollo, Kanye Westslammed Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake’s monster single “Suit & Tie,” the Grammys and the music industry in general. He also took a moment to tell President Barack Obama how he feels about him...
JANET JACKSON MARRIES SECRETLY.
And you thought Jermaine changing his last name to “Jacksun” was the biggest Jackson family news of the past week? In an exclusive statement to “Entertainment Tonight,” Janet Jackson confirmed that she’s already married to Qatari businessman Wissam Al Mana. A rep for the singer has confirmed the news to omg! as well.
"The rumours regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true,” the statement began. “Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities. We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy.
With love, Wissam and Janet"
Monday, 25 February 2013
AND THE POPE BOWS OUT?... CELEBRATES FINAL SUNDAY PRAYERS
Pope Benedict XVI delivered an emotional final Sunday prayer in St Peter's Square, saying God had told him to devote himself to quiet contemplation but pledging not to "abandon" the Church. Tens of thousands of supporters turned out for Benedict's weekly Angelus prayer, his last ahead of his formal resignation on Thursday, often interrupting him with clapping, cheering and chanting...BILLIONAIRE UNIVERSITY: WHY HARVARD MINTS MEGA-RICH ALUMS
- 10 richest people in America
The
Massachusetts Institute of Technology has its hedge-fund quants, the
University of Southern California has its movie moguls. But if you
really want your child to be a billionaire, you might want to send them
to Harvard. Harvard
has graduated some 52 billionaires, with a collective fortune of $205
billion, to lead Wealth-X's global list of universities ranked by alumni
worth $1 billion or more. That's nearly twice as many as the No. 2
school, the University of Pennsylvania, which has 28 billionaire alumni
worth a collective $112 billion.
DENRELE EDUN KNOCKS GOLDIE INTO MEGA-STARDOM WITH A SMASH TRIBUTE!!!
My super star friend sways away and I stand watching till she fades on the horizon and someone at my side says "she's gone"...Gone where? Gone from my sight, that is all. She is just as gorgeous now as when last I saw her. Her slightly disappearing figure and total loss from my sight is in me, not in her. And just at that moment, when someone at my side says she's gone, there are others who are watching her coming over their horizon and other voices take up a glad shout - There she comes! That is what dying is - an horizon and just the limit of our sight...
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