There was this couple that was
married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted
on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid.
she figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her
husband holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset.
''You impotent bastard'' she screamed at him, ''how could you be lying to me
all these years?'' you better explain yourself!. The husband looks her straight
in the eyes and says calmly, ‘‘I’ll explain the toy if you explain the kids''.
Moral lesson'' if you are living
in a glass house don't throw stone''
