U.K. ROYAL BABY AND AN INCOMING $380MILLION

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Kate Middleton is still weeks from her due date, but already her baby's a financial whiz kid. Consumer analysts are expecting a $380 million injection into the arm of the UK economy, thanks to the newborn. Already the pitter patter of little feet has prompted a stampede of memorabilia merchandise. Joshua Bamfield, director of theCentre for Retail Research, tells Reuters he expects the collectors to fork over an estimated 165 million pounds—that's over $240 million— for royal baby-themed china, and other collectibles marking the future monarch's arrival.  

KILLING IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!!! boko haram!

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Following the murder of seven students at the Government Secondary School in Yobe last week, suspected Islamist militants struck again, this time shooting more students in Maiduguri, Borno state. On Tuesday while students were writing exams, gun men suspected to be members of Boko Haram opened fire in the classroom at the Ansarudeen School killing nine students. According to an eyewitness named Ibrahim Mohammed, the killers opened fire at random.

I BUY LIVE HUMAN BEINGS FOR N30,000!!! 30-what???

Akewadola and other suspects (Photo: Punch)

A self-proclaimed Islamic cleric and native doctor has been arrested by the Lagos State Police Command for selling human parts. 60-year-old Gazali Akewadola, was said to have killed innocent people and used their parts to perform rituals. Police sources claim they arrested Akewadola after five suspects who were initially detained had revealed his location in their confessional statements.

JACKIE CHAN'S BRUCE LEE STORY ABOUT GETTING HURT WILL STILL MAKE YOU SMILE (VIDEO)

 

It's rather amazing to think that Jackie Chan is nearly 60, or that he's old enough to have worked with Bruce Lee. But the renowned Chinese martial artist got his start as a stunt man working on Lee's films "Fists of Fury" and "Enter the Dragon."

While talking to "George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight" in Canada to introduce a screening of some of his classic films, Chan recalled his best story ever, an "exchange" with Lee during the filming of "Enter the Dragon."

We won't spoil it for you, but the story ends with Lee holding Chan lovingly. No, really.

KIM KARDASHIAN'S DAUGHTER LOOKS JUST LIKE HER, NAME REPORTEDLY BEGINS WITH 'K'

 

New mom Kim Kardashian may already have a Mini Me on her hands. The reality star's baby girl reportedly looks exactly like her, and supposedly even has a "K" name to match.

"She has dark hair," a source told E! News of the newest Kardashian family member,who was born on June 15 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood, Calif. "She looks just like Kim."

There is no word yet on the baby's name, but E! reports that the 32-year-old previously told family and friends it "will start with a 'K.'"

NIGERIA MAN KILLED! STABBED IN THE EYE WITH AN UMBRELLA!

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Livery cab driver Orji Ama Uro was fatally stabbed in the eye with an umbrella after dropping off a man and woman in Brooklyn. The point of the umbrella pierced his brain. A gypsy cab driver killed by a passenger who savagely stabbed him in the eye with an umbrella in Brooklyn was a dedicated father of five who worked to help his family find a better life, a relative said Friday. Orji-Ama Uro, 54, had just let a man and a woman out of the livery cab on Thomas S. Boyland St. in Brownsville when the pair began to argue with the driver about 5 p.m. Thursday, police sources said.

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FACEBOOK & MARK ZUCKERBERG FINALLY GAVE IN TO HASHTAGS! #EFFYEAH!

 

File this one under #BetterLateThanNever!

We have great news for Facebook users: Mark Zuckerberg and The Powers That Be are finally coming to your favorite social networking site!!

It's true!! Just like its fickle, 140-character cousin, Twitter, FB will now users to embed sortable hashtags into comments and status updates!!!

The company admitted the upgrade was long overdue and it said:

"Starting today, hashtags will be clickable on Facebook. Similar to other services like Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, or Pinterest, hashtags on Facebook allow you to add context to a post or indicate that it is part of a larger discussion. When you click on a hashtag in Facebook, you'll see a feed of what other people and Pages are saying about that event or topic."

The new feature won't activate for everyone just yet, but Facebook swears they're rolling out the changes as we type!

Read the rest of the company's statement at: HERE!

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BEYONCÉ SKETCH: ROBERTO CAVALLI EXPLAINS SINGER'S DISTORTED IMAGE

Who dared touch Beyoncé’s curves? 

On Tuesday, the world let out a collective gasp when Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli sent out a press release with a digitally altered image of the pop star wearing his latest design. The problem: Beyoncé's healthy curves were retouched to make her appear extremely skinny, triggering Internet outrage—and an explanation from Cavalli.

Cavalli tweeted a link to his Facebook page on Wednesday morning, “Dear Fans, We would like to clarify that the image of the gown created by Roberto Cavalli for Beyoncé is a sketch and not a photo, and therefore it is only meant to be a stylized and artistic vision. Roberto Cavalli loves women and more than anyone else has always exalted and highlighted the female shape with his creations, building his signature style on the glorification of sensuality and femininity.”

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CURVE 7!!! MOST DURABLE OF BLACKBERRIES

BLACKBERRY 9320 (CURVE 7)

Blackberry Curve7 (9320) N32,000 & Curve6 (9220) are brand news blackberry phones you've been waiting for. Running on RIM's latest operating system (7.1), the devices allow you share your internet with any other phone or computer system through its inbuilt wireless hot-spot.

The Blackberry phones with the longest battery life

With the longest lasting battery life yet in 2G/3G technology, the BlackBerry Curve6 & Curve7 Smart phones can get things done and connect you with the people that matter most - as you get up to 432 hours of battery life (standby) on the BB Curve6 & Curve7

The only Blackberry phone with FM Radio

Listen to your favorite local (Nigerian) stations on the built-in digital FM Radio. Local news and music are now at your fingertips, so no matter where you are, you can always tune in to what’s going on around you.

BLACKBERRIES AND IPADS AS LOW AS 10K!!!

MIRACLE AND SURVIVAL INSTINCT!!! TWO DAYS AND STILL ALIVE UNDER WATER

 

WARRI, Nigeria- After two days trapped in freezing cold water and breathing from an air bubble in an upturned tugboat under the ocean, Harrison Okene was sure he was going to die. Then a torch light pierced the darkness. Ship's cook Okene, 29, was on board the Jascon-4 tugboat when it capsized on May 26 due to heavy Atlantic ocean swells around 30 km (20 miles) off the coast of Nigeria, while stabilizing an oil tanker filling up at a Chevron platform.

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DIAGNOSING BIPOLAR DISORDER IN KIDS: HERE'S THE DSM-5'S CONTROVERSIAL NEW UPDATE

Photo: Todor Tsvetkov/Getty ImagesWhen it comes to bouts of teenage rage, there are tantrums—and then there are tantrums. Diagnosable ones. 

More on Shine: How Will the New Definition of Autism in DSM-5 Affect Children? Parents, Advocates Anxious Over Changes.

Many kids prone to explosive anger, in fact, are labeled bipolar. It’s part of the reason that, in the past decade alone, diagnoses of the disorder in children have soared by a staggering 40 percent, with some estimates putting the prevalence rate as high as 3 percent in adolescents. And that’s particularly noteworthy considering that, before the mid-1990s, almost no one diagnosed bipolar disorder in kids. 

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OJ'S EX-LAWYER CONTRADICTS HIS TESTIMONY ON GUNS

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LAS VEGAS (AP) — O.J. Simpson's former lawyer defended himself point-by-point Friday against allegations he botched the former football star's armed-robbery trial, after giving damaging testimony that Simpson actually knew his buddies had guns when they went to a hotel room together to reclaim some sports memorabilia.

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HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR: HE LEFT A FORTUNE, TO NO ONE

Roman Blum, shirtless, at a birthday party on Long Island in 1983. In 1949, he and his wife, Eva, moved to Forest Hills, Queens, where they joined a tightknit community of Holocaust survivors.

When Roman Blum died last year at age 97, his body lingered in the Staten Island University Hospital morgue for four days, until a rabbi at the hospital was able to track down his lawyers, in the USA and in the United Kingdom.

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MICHEAL JORDAN MARRIES!

Michael Jordan (left) and Yvette Prieto flash their biggest smiles (Ethan Miller/ Getty).

Any discussion of the NBA postseason eventually turns to Michael Jordan, the greatest player in NBA history and a strong point of comparison for today's stars 15 years after he participated in his last playoff game. That was particularly the case on Saturday, when Chicago Bulls guard Nate Robinson came up one point short of Jordan's franchise record for fourth-quarter scoring in the postseason in a wild Game 4 win over the Brooklyn Nets.

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Q&A WITH WARREN BUFFETT: CURTESY, YAHOO FINANCE

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To commemorate Financial Literacy month, Yahoo! Finance is proud to bring you a Q&A about financial education for kids with famed investor Warren Buffett. One of the world's richest men, Buffett is also the voice of a new animated series entitled "Secret Millionaires Club," which offers kids tips on investing and basic business concepts. "The more you learn, the more you’ll earn,” Buffett says in the series, which also features the voices of Jay-Z and Shaquille O’Neal. The first DVD of the series was recently released and is available for purchase on Amazon.com. More information can be found at www.smckids.com.

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REAL HOUSEWIFE STAR SELLS HOUSE TO CHRISTINA AGUILERA

 

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Looks like Christina Aguilera's found a new place to call home: The superstar vocalist and former Voice coach has just dropped a cool $10 million on a mansion in Los Angeles's exclusive Mulholland Estates community--where she'll be neighbors with such fellow A-listers as Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton.

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A BAKED CAKE AS RESIGNATION LETTER! WOW! PLEASE READ...

If you're going to quit your job to pursue your dream job of making cakes for a living, then writing your resignation letter on a cake is definitely the right move. On his 31st birthday, Chris Holmes — now known to the public as "Mr. Cake" — decided it was time to quit his job as a Border Agency official at London's Stansted Airport to do something he's passionate about and would allow him to spend more time with this family. For Holmes, this meant pursuing a cake business called Mr. Cake and notifying his employers with actual icing on a cake.

Holmes' sweet resignation letter quickly went viral when his brother-in-law tweeted a picture of it to the world. Note the bottom of the cake has a nice plug for his business, so this is great marketing as well:

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THE SEX TOY AND THE CHILDREN!

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. she figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ''You impotent bastard'' she screamed at him, ''how could you be lying to me all these years?'' you better explain yourself!. The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘‘I’ll explain the toy if you explain the kids''.

Moral lesson'' if you are living in a glass house don't throw stone''

WIZKID NEW AZONTO VIDEO

MARCH ANTHONY GOES PUBLIC WITH NEW & YOUNG GIRL FRIEND

Marc Anthony has a new muse to inspire his romantic ballads. The 44-year-old crooner went public with the new – and much younger – woman in his life, Chloe Green, on Tuesday. And where did the new couple make their big debut? Disneyland! We’re not sure if it’s new love – or the fact that they were at “The Happiest Place on Earth” – but Anthony and 21-year-old Green clearly seemed to be enjoying themselves during the Anaheim, California, outing, which included Anthony’s twins with ex-wife Jennifer Lopez, Max and Emme, who recently celebrated their 5th birthday. The star had his arm around Green, who is the heiress to the Topshop fashion empire, and even gave her a smooch as photographers snapped away.

POPE RETIRES WITH LARGE PENSION...I WANT TO BE A POPE

 
It's good to be the pope - even a retired one, it turns out. As Pope Benedict XVI steps down on Thursday, his retirement package - the first one the Vatican has had to prepare in almost 600 years - would likely be considered a sweet deal by the average American senior, providing a steady income and generous perks. Let's start with the basics: The pope emeritus will receive a monthly pension of 2,500 euros, according to Italian newspaper La Stampa. That translates to almost N511,500 ($3,300), or close to the monthly maximum of N519250 ($3,350) after all the benefits are added.

Please I will like to be a Pope... How do I go about it?