PRESIDENT JONATHAN SAID IT IS TONY BLAIR!!!

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President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan travelled to England with his wife and met with the Queen of England. While on a private meeting with her, he asked her.

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there... any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." 

Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please ... send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" 

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good thank you," said the Queen.

Jonathan came back home here to Nigeria to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me please. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure" said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one night, he ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me!" Sambo smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Jonathan. "Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. My mother and my father have a child. It's not my brother and it's not my sister. Who is it? "It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan provoked! Got up angrily, frowning and he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent people around me! You Dummy! Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" The answer is Tony Blair!!!

THANK YOU FOR READING, BUT PLEASE THIS MESSAGE IS 100% A JOKE AND IT NEVER HAPPENED. THE MISUNDERSTANDING OF ITS CONTENT IS DISCOURAGED!!!